You`ve been warned.

I realize I did not introduce myself, or explain this new adventure into Blogville. It`s because I would rather just explain as things unravel, it won’t be as boring that way. Also, it is really hard to make myself look interesting enough to read about on a regular basis in just a paragraph. You try it! Enjoying hugs, long boarding, live music, and the quest for inner peace is not nearly as stimulating in paragraph form as I thought it would be. So I will take a brief moment to explain what you need to know at this point.

My name is Avery. I am nineteen and currently living in good ol` Saskatoon. Yup, that is all you need to know. Oh, and that I am hella cute! The confusing explanation of who I am will unfold in time. Dun Dun Dunnnn! Cliff Hanger! See how fun this blog reading is! It is almost as good as those choose your own adventure Goosebumps books that you read as a kid. Don’t give me that look, you read them too!

My plan is to give my mind a break, and use this blog as a place to ramble. I can only take so much wit, charm and over thinking. It is time you share some of the burden. You will get a long, naked glimpse into my life and my thoughts. It will be slightly reminiscent of the time you crossed paths with your freshly showered Mother in the hallway, only to have her towel accidentally slip off. It will be awkward, too much information, and you won’t like it.
No, it won’t be that bad. I promise. You won’t have to lay awake at night wondering when Mom got that tattoo on her..No, No. It is still to harsh to think about.
You just have to deal with my awkward jokes. Just remember to fill in the awkward silence, with a polite uncomfortable laugh as you subtly look around the room for an exit plan.

P.S. If I’ve dated you or slept with you and any of the anecdotes in this book blog seem to be about you, they’re not. They’re about somebody else. You were Divine.

Those are not my words. They are from the wittiest, most make you laugh embarrassingly loud in a public place book. Swish : My Quest to Become the Gayest Person Ever, by Joel Derner. I had to use it, because I couldn’t think of anything more perfect as a warning for this blog.

I make no promises that this will be entertaining. But you are officially invited to follow my steps through life (this is so much better then the party you got invited to last night). So cheer me on/watch like a proud parent at a spelling bee/learn from my mistakes as I stumble, strut, and saunter through my day to day life.

You know you love me,

xoxo Gossip Girl Aves