What summer means to me?

This is a glimpse into my mind, prepare yourself.
Remember those back to school essays we had to write, about what summer meant to us. This would be mine.
Thank you to all the babealious babes in short shorts, or a sun dress.

Summer rays thaw frozen lakes
inside me.
Long legged babes in sun dresses
stir the still waters.

The cling cling of bells rung by short short wearing girls,
riding cruiser style bicycles
is torture for me.
Like a chubby child fenced in on a plus 35 day, as the ice cream truck circles.
Bells ding dinging.

I have super hero skilled hearing for the sound of that ring.
I can hear them blocks away.
Like Pavlov's dog, I drool at the sound of a bell.

The most upbeat Beatles songs mixed with the ting ting play in my head.

With each jingle a new pick-up line forms in my mind.
As the inner stud buried deep,
deep,
within me emerges.

"Has anyone ever told you that you have kaleidoscope eyes? They're beautiful."
"No? No one has, that is surprising. You would not look out of place in the sky with diamonds."

I can't say that! "Hey! Your eyes look like you're tripping on LSD."
Okay, come at it from a different angle.
Cute and Sensitive.

"You look troubled, is something wrong? Hmmm. If he don't treat you right, he's gonna lose you girl.
Just let it be. All you need is love."
"I'm serious. Okay, you may call me a dreamer. But I'm not the only one."

"I'll always be true, so please, love me do."

No, no. To much, you'll scare her away Jude.. Avery.
Don't be afraid, you were made to go out and get her.
You can do this! Think of something! She is getting closer!

Just tell her that you want to....
that you wanna hold her hand.

But instead what comes out of this suave Stud's mouth is:

Naa Na Na Nananana
Naaa Na Na Nanananaaa

Which to her, sounds more like the Jaws theme then anything else.
Which causes her to reach for her mace, and pedal faster.

Well, I'll just get by with a little help from my friends.